Someone brought this story up on another post and I realized that I’ve never done a Teaser of it. It’s a segment out of the middle of a finished novel called Other People’s Dead Relatives. The first chapter of the book was published as a short story by Vagabondage Press and a smaller segment of [...]
Posts Tagged ‘novels’
Teaser Tuesday: DEAD RELATIVES (Honeymoon Suite)
Posted in Writing, tagged cougar, honeymoon suite, novels, Other People's Dead Relatives, Writing on March 30, 2010 | 6 Comments »
What does sex tell you about a character?
Posted in books, Writing, tagged books, novels, sex, ugly and the beast, Writing on February 26, 2009 | 11 Comments »
I’m rarely surprised when I encounter writers who say, “I would never write a sex scene. Just fade to black.” I’m sometimes a little surprised by readers who say, “I won’t read anything with graphic sex.” (Because frankly, reading a sex scene is easier than writing one, let me tell you.) I’m not even that [...]
Branding…not just for cattle anymore
Posted in Writing, tagged agents, novels, publishing, ugly and the beast, Writing on February 17, 2009 | 9 Comments »
As soon as I found out about it, I become a fan of the blog Shrinking Violets. It bills itself as “Marketing for Introverts.” Just what I need. I’m sure all the teenagers and felons who watched me do condom demonstrations over the years wouldn’t believe that I’m an introvert, but I am. The condom [...]
Depends on what you mean by “publish” or “perish”
Posted in books, Writing, tagged alibris, books, christian nudist humor, cruising for a bruising, niche markets, novels, publication, publishing, self-publication, Writing on January 24, 2009 | 8 Comments »
I know I’ll be sorry, because those people who believe deeply, truly, sincerely in the value of self-publication, they’re going to come to my blog and torment me. Fine. I just can’t help but write this post after the self-publishing laugh/cry fest I recently witnessed in the form of a promotional website for a soon-to-be-released [...]
Query Holiday
Posted in Writing, tagged agents, novels, publishing, queries, Writing on December 15, 2008 | 13 Comments »
A lot of discussion has been raised recently by agent Stephen Barbara’s article in Publishers Weekly about how increasingly polished query letters have changed the shape of agent-prospective client interactions. He laments, tongue-in-cheek, the passage of those halcyon days of query letters that hadn’t been workshopped to within an inch of their lives. Of course, [...]
The 7 words you should never use in your novel
Posted in Writing, tagged dad, motherfucker, novels, profanity, reading, swear words, the importance of being earnest, Writing on September 14, 2008 | 3 Comments »
People are weird. (I’m sorry. If you were expecting earth-shattering news, I don’t have that on offer today. Check back tomorrow.) I belong to a few writing groups, some in person, some online, and inevitably I rub someone the wrong way with what I write. Usually it’s creepy ideas or characters of questionable moral values [...]

